Before you read the story, I would like to warn you that this isn’t a love story, it’s a massacre.
It all began on a weird Valentine’s Day, it was a night where the moon was red. A night where a lot of honeymoons took place; a night of sex and freedom; a night of satisfaction or disappointment.
Arthur and Jane, a couple who lives-in together was making a choice of already making one or not.
Jane(J): Please use one, I’m not ready yet
Arthur(A): Why are you such a pussy?
J: I’m not, I’m just not ready, and were not even married :|
A: We’re already too old, it’s now or never Jane, plus we don’t need marriage, I have the money to support you so don’t worry :)
J: Fuck, don’t remind me.
So Jane complied with what Arthur wanted
3 months later, they went to take up an ultra sound because Jane’s womb was already so big in just 3 months. After the check up, they discovered that Jane was carrying a quadruplet. Jane was crying, she’s very pessimistic, she thinks that the babies will die after birth.
3 more months later, the womb got bigger; she took another ultrasound to check why it was happening then after the check up the couple discovered that it wasn’t just 4 babies in her womb but 9.
It’s been nine months but oddly enough doctors can’t proceed with labour, the babies were too immature, and the doctors said that the babies will die if he continues with the operation.
3 months after, Jane was in a lot of news, she was the first woman to be in labour for 12 months. Plus her womb was surprisingly more massive than her.
Valentines day came again, but to her it was labour day. Arthur saw everything. Blood was everywhere, Arthur fainted. The wife died of losing too much blood. Surprisingly, the nine babies were still alive. When Arthur woke up, he heard the bad news. He was asked to name the babies.
Can you imagine seeing your love one try so hard for labour then there’s blood everywhere, too much blood to an extent that the sight made you faint, then when you woke up, doctors tell you that your love one died, then they’ll ask you to name your nine healthy babies. What do you think would you feel?
For Arthur, it was a cursed day, he hated his children and named them to what he felt and thought that day. His children’s names were Pain, Agony, Demise, Pandemonium, Blood, Anger, Sadness, Dumbass and Fuckhead.
Doctors didn’t allow Fuckhead and Dumbass, because the names were too inhumane, not to mention the other names, but because Arthur was so rich, doctors approved.
Arthur planned a suicide attempt, after killing all his children. He was going to do this after he spends all his money to live life before he dies. It took him 5 years to do so.
Arthur(Dad): Hi kids, today is valentine’s day, and today were all going to die.
Dumbass: Dad, what is die?
Dad: It’s a trip and we’ll all probably meet your mother.
Sadness: I’m so happy, we’ll finally meet mom
Pandemonium: Well dad, where’s the trip?
Dad: It’s in a place called hell. It’s a fun warm place :)
Demise: When are we going?
Dad: We’ll be going soon
Fuckhead: Dad, before we go, I just wanted to share to you what happened to me today, well It was my first day of school then we were asked to introduce ourselves. When it was my turn, my teacher got so angry and told me that I should bring you at school one time to uhm.. I forgot.. sorry
Dad: Don’t worry son, you’re teacher won’t get angry at you anymore. Now kids this is called a knifeportation you just insert it in your tummy then were off to mom? ok? understood?
Everyone but Anger said yes
Pain and blood was the first ones to do it..
Pain: Dad why does it hurt?
Dad: It’s just for a little while son but afterwards it will all be gone :)
Blood: Dad, what’s this red stuff?
Dad: It’s blood
Blood: Wow dad, you named me after this, that’s so sweet, I love you dad :)
(The dad started to cry but he was determined so he continued.)
Dad: now at a count of 3, we must insert this knife to our tummy ok?
Anger: Stop it! Don’t you guys see, he’s trying to kill us!
Dumbass: What is kill?
After that, Arthur killed Anger with a gunshot, everyone started crying.. then after a few moments there was silence. Arthur fainted. He woke up in a hospital, with police all around him.
Police: What were you thinking?
Arthur didn’t reply, he realized that he’s going to jail so he went berserk and attempted to kill himself but he failed. He was then sent to a mental ward. He was sentenced to death after 30 years in the ward.
As the years go by, he miraculously escaped, and it was funny to think that that day was a valentine’s day
On that day, he went straight to Jane’s grave and told her..
“I was right from the very beginning, you are a pussy Jane, it took you nine lives to take your life. And now, I have lived a miserable life because of that. A stupid choice for this stupid fucking future. And the gods won’t kill me just to make me see all the stupid things I’ve done. Goodbye Jane, we might not meet again. It’s neither Heaven nor hell, because hell’s too good for me, so I think I’ll be somewhere far worst. Good bye.”
He killed a cat then placed it on top of his wife’s grave, bought a grenade and went back to the mental ward and….. BOOM Happy Valentines :))
Well.. that was one hell of a ride, and to think it all happened on valentine’s day..
It’s a day not just about love, but also the stupid choices we make.
"Make a smart choice don’t force yourself.."
Yes I know, it was kind of a pointless ramble with a moral lesson jammed at the end
I love killing time :)
Tek Ker =))